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You wait halfway through 1st period for the announcements to come on.

When they do come on, they're turned over to some coach who whistles when he talks.

You had 3 bomb threats in one day, but there don't seem to be anymore coming.

Club day comes once every 3 months instead of every month.

When there IS a club day, you don't ever go to your assigned club.

There's more freshmen than any other class.

You know more than most of your teachers (or they don't know anything, and read from the textbook all class.)

There's more people in marching band than there are asians.

There are never any fire drills, god forbid the building really should burn down.

You know exactly who it is when you hear "IIIIIIIIT'S HAT DAY!"

Your teachers are never sure when you're going to be on block schedule. (But it's guarenteed to happen sometime soon.)

Even the chess club could play sports for our school, and we would probably have more wins.

You can get lunch for free, because it's so damn easy to steal fries and drinks.

You have a locker, but never use it, or know the combination.

Your principal is a grown lady, and wears braces.

You know the art teacher's gay, but still pretty kickass.

You have one deputy who dosen't know anything about drugs, but he's alright most of the time.

The courtyard is constantly closed due to bad weather or messyness.

Whenever you skip, you're in constant fear of being found by a mime with a bowlcut who teaches english.

Almost every senior smokes pot.

You've ever snuck out at luch with someone who goes to ACC.

You see the bathrooms actually are pretty clean

There's tons and tons of drama, unless you're in IB.

You don't even really know what IB is.

Every morning starts out with "the JV redwolf boys lost a tough game last night.." followed by a score which puts you to shame.

The ice cream and drink machines are constantly stealing your money.

You could have sworn the school colors were silver and red, but there seem to be 100 different shades of red, and not a single silver.

You get most of these jokes, and pass them on.

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